1. lolerzz:

    the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe

  2. theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal



the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

    theramen:

    wellhellotello:

    fckingmajeliblood:

    so-much-hilarity:

    I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

    the king of the jungle

    in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

    I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

  3. mumblingsage:

yamino:

iamingrid:

yamino:

omgthatdress:

Half-Mourning Dress
1910-1912
The Victoria & Albert Museum

What’s a “half-mourning” dress?  Mourning in the front, party in the back?

Half-Mourning was the third stage of mourning for a widow. She would be expected to mourn her husband for at least two years, the stages being Full Mourning, Second Mourning and Half-Mourning. The different stages regulated what they would be wearing, with Full Mourning being all black and with no ornamentation, including the wodow’s veil, and the stages after that introducing some jewellery and modest ornamentation. When in Half-Mourning you would gradually include fabrics in other colors and sort of ease your way out of mourning. 
Wow, I am happy you made that joke so I could interpert it as a serious question and have an excuse to ramble on about clothing customs of the past, I am a historical fashion nerd.

That’s very informative, but I’m going to stick with my original head canon:


I love both the informed fashion history and the hilariously off-the-wall halves of this post.

    mumblingsage:

    yamino:

    iamingrid:

    yamino:

    omgthatdress:

    Half-Mourning Dress

    1910-1912

    The Victoria & Albert Museum

    What’s a “half-mourning” dress?  Mourning in the front, party in the back?

    Half-Mourning was the third stage of mourning for a widow. She would be expected to mourn her husband for at least two years, the stages being Full Mourning, Second Mourning and Half-Mourning. The different stages regulated what they would be wearing, with Full Mourning being all black and with no ornamentation, including the wodow’s veil, and the stages after that introducing some jewellery and modest ornamentation. When in Half-Mourning you would gradually include fabrics in other colors and sort of ease your way out of mourning. 

    Wow, I am happy you made that joke so I could interpert it as a serious question and have an excuse to ramble on about clothing customs of the past, I am a historical fashion nerd.

    That’s very informative, but I’m going to stick with my original head canon:

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    I love both the informed fashion history and the hilariously off-the-wall halves of this post.

  4. regiina-mills:

    obsessedwiththeroyals:

    George throwing a bitch to the floor

    #get this shit out of my face#fucking peasant toy#WHERE IS MY GOLDEN RATTLE

  5. fishingboatproceeds:

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). The creator has acknowledged they made it up as a joke.

    fishingboatproceeds:

    I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). The creator has acknowledged they made it up as a joke.

  6. mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

    mr-egbutt:

    WAKE UP POTTER

    WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

  7. "

    you want the sad truth?

    even if I forget you,

    I’ll always miss you.

    "
    Haiku on Memory  (via emptieds)
  8. sourhex:

    On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good

    For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid

  9. zillatamer:

    letterstogodptiii:

    tea-books-and-blankets:

    yaygocats:

    discomplete:

    “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

    “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

    “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

    “I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

    a pop up book

  10. “Ma’am,” Augustus said, nodding toward her, “your daughter’s car has just been deservedly egged by a blind man. Please close the door and go back inside or we’ll be forced to call the police.”

  11. heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

    heytherenia:

    I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

  12. i-need-the-pie-bitch:

    i-need-the-pie-bitch:

    my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

    did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

  13. australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

    australian-government:

    john green have had enough of your shit

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