1. snh-snh-snh:

    I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

    Then I spend time with teenagers.

    And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

  2. couple-of-dumbasses:

    leviisacutelittleshit:

    colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    beggars-opera:

    colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

    easy there henry

    whos henry what thef uck?

    *faint laughter from Britian*

    *history teachers crying*

  3. svvords:

    the bags under my eyes are as dark as the inside of Hollister

  4. narwhal-noir:

    I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

  5. the-winchester-initiative:

    posthumous-mcdouble:

    Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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  6. straight-as-a-curly-fry:

    komlin:

    livingonmusicals:

    komlin:

    livingonmusicals:

    komlin:

    livingonmusicals:

    ok y’all 

    how do i ask a boy out 

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    guess what, my bed
    has room for two

    OH MY GOD NO

    twinkle twinkle little star
    we can do it in a car

    STOP IT

    row, row, row your boat
    gently down the stream
    merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
    i can make you scream

    I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

  7. miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

    onwardwall:

    thegingerbalrog:

    my-fandom-life:

    dismantlerepaired:

    whereismystrawberrytart:

    hikingnerd:

    timelordpillbug:

    follovved:

    amerlcanapparel:

    when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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    when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

    when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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    When Russia sends you nudes

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  8. arrafrost:

    indecentdrawer:

    if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

    then spoil it

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  9. nuclearbummer:

    this is my new favorite video

    Hercules reads his script entirely wrong
    (reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)

  10. fishingboatproceeds:

    kayleyhyde:

    ifistayofficial:

    IF I STAY - Official Trailer
    In Theaters August 22

    Follow IF I STAY on Tumblr!

    Oh shit it looks so good.

    !!!!!

  11. romankyaryday:

    i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

  12. imagotit:

mysocalled—life:

buzzfeedceleb:

em-azingg:

Zac after he dropped a condom on the rep carpet! 

Never forget.

best moment ever

    imagotit:

    mysocalled—life:

    buzzfeedceleb:

    em-azingg:

    Zac after he dropped a condom on the rep carpet! 

    Never forget.

    best moment ever

  13. fallen-soul7:

    the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    mirnah:

    Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

    Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

    awwww

  14. onefitmodel:

    itsjustjustine:

    purifiedd-:

    ilovemyskinbeauty:

    o-bsolet-ex3eextortion:

    “this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

    Reblog every time

    Whoever wrote this dialogue is a freakin’ genius

    What is this from?

    did some research and it’s from “Syrup,” which looks to be a movie that came out this year. also it’s on netflix. 

    Reblogging again

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