1. pizzaforpresident:

    I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going crazy and having a good time and I was just sitting on the couch quietly so I googled ‘adderall’ on my phone and learned that it’s used to treat ADHD.

    I have ADHD.

    I paid 20 dollars to calm down.

  2. tedthejinglebellhop:

    fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

  3. everniam:

    nice to know the bras the fans throw on stage are being used

    image

  4. fuckmoxy:

    d e a d

  5. coolcatseatcake:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

me-myself-and-will:

carrot0nesie:

ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

this is basically any public school in the world tbh

My old school, we had no tissues in classrooms, we had no soap, you had to pay for forks at the canteen, there was only one water fountain. It was a bloody private school.

    coolcatseatcake:

    leviathans-in-the-tardis:

    me-myself-and-will:

    carrot0nesie:

    ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

    My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

    this is basically any public school in the world tbh

    My old school, we had no tissues in classrooms, we had no soap, you had to pay for forks at the canteen, there was only one water fountain. It was a bloody private school.

  6. lumos5001:


sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

also punctuation placement 

    lumos5001:

    sterlingkato:

    MEMO: The space bar is important. 

    also punctuation placement 

  7. ohmalley-thealliecat:

    sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

    lunar-bunnie:

    my

    image

    don’t want 

    image

    unless you’ve got

    image

    image

    my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan protagonist

    That’s the antagonists you moron

  8. "Screw stardust; be iron instead.
    Be the element that creates stardust.
    Be the element that causes the largest stars to explode.
    Be the element that is strong enough to collapse an entire universe."
    -k.m | supernovae (via aesthesos)
  9. troylerisinyou:

    troye sivan + hearing people wrong

  10. Zac Efron can’t stop swearing on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

  11. notenoughtosurvive:

    unamusedsloth:

    Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

    This is my new favorite thing

  12. imsirius:

    What’s your favourite swear word?

  13. babebraham:

go on

    babebraham:

    go on

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