i hate when i look in the mirror and i look OK, but then i take a photo and im like far from looking remotely nice
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i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
diamond
the word you’re looking for is diamond
omfg
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castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:
So I was talking to my dad about supernatural and I told him it was a show that has demons and angels and mythical creatures and stuff and how it is sometimes gory and scary and so I go to watch the next episode I am up to, and dad’s watching and it’s fucking this one
uiagdkjasgdkaHAHAHAHHAHAHA XD
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the fact that some random actor actually got channing tatum dryhumping his ass
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Criss cross, criss cross
Right foot lets stomp
Left foot lets stomp
Cha cha real smooth🎶
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jpad having a sass attack on gilmore girls
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if i ever get famous im going to make a tumblr and only reblog things about my tv show or movie or whatever but everyone will think its just a normal fandom blog and they wont know its me and people will follow me and ill make tumblr friends and one day ill skype my best tumblr friend and ill turn on my camera and theyll just be looking at their favourite celebrity like how amazing would that be if that happened to you
that sounds like something
a celebrity would say
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The year is 2032
Taylor Swift runs out of living celebrities to date and is forced to date and break up with herself in order to continue her music career
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BUT DOES ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT
WALMART TOOK THE SCREEN SHOTRebloging for walmart taking the screenshot
omfg
oh my god
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Is this gay porn, or an snl skit because that was pretty fucking hilarious.
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this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
